Kidding.
I do have a new goal though: To Get a Perfect Score on the SATs.
A few weeks ago I decided that my son, who just finished 9th grade, needed to start studying for the SATs. He thinks I’m out of my mind (I’m not), but agreed to do 20 minutes per day on weekdays.
In an effort to turn this into a mother/son bonding experience, I signed up for the SAT Question of the Day from the College Board.
The first few days I got every question wrong — even the English questions! Granted, I was only taking a few seconds to try each one before giving up, but I decided I needed to focus more. Once I started trying, I was able to get the English questions right.
A month later I still have not gotten one math question correct on the first try.

There’s more backstory here, which I’ll talk about on another day, but for now I’ll cut to the chase:
I’m going to see if it’s possible to master the SATs and get a perfect score. I haven’t decided on all of the details yet, but here are a few things I do know:
I’m saying this all out loud so I’m accountable — kind of like telling the world you’re on a diet so if they see you going for a donut, you feel the shame.
UPDATE: Right after I wrote this post I went to take the Question of the Day, and low and behold, I got my first math question right on the first try.

HALLELUJAH. On my way……
I decided I’m going to post once a week about my progress. In case you missed the first post, I’m seeing if it’s possible to train myself to get a perfect score on the SATs.
Mind you:
My theory is that if I can train myself to get a perfect score, ANYONE (i.e. my kids) can do it.
I was going to take the Full Practice Test this weekend, but never got to it. It’s a 4 hour commitment, which seemed impossible to carve out. 4 hours……wow. Seems like a crazy long time to have to sit still, no?
I did however make a small bit of progress.
I met with my brilliant friend Catherine Johnson who is going to be “training” me and she made a list of what I’m to do this week. She’s SAT obsessed too, and in way deeper than me. She brought over a huge stack of SAT books that she’s reading, and I ordered a few for myself, including Hack the SAT, which I’m very excited about.

A few other SAT revelations:
I have to say, I’m really enjoying the process of learning how to do this and only wish I had more time to devote to it.
“Hi, I’m Debbie, and I’m bad at math.”
It turns out that might not be true. Somewhere along the way (10th grade geometry?) I got that idea, and it just stuck with me and became part of who I am.
I’m letting that go right now.
I’ve decided that I’m going to focus exclusively on SAT math until I master it. After that I’ll move on to the English sections, which I’m pretty sure will be easier for me.
Here are my discoveries for the week:

Truth be told, this whole project grew out of my desire to get my son interested in the SATs.
My crazy obsession may have eclipsed the original mission, but I have not forgotten. Yesterday, he and his friend were playing video games while I was working with Catherine, and when they walked by, I roped them in to see if they could do the problems I was struggling with (the answer was yes, they could. In fact easily, which I took to be a good sign).
They ended up sitting down with us, and we’d pick out hard problems and see who could do them first and explain the answer to the others.
Turns out this was hugely fun and I can see this growing into a great family and friends project — like a Scrabble or a card game or something.
If I can learn how to master this thing, I can see hundreds of extra points on my math score.
How do people concentrate with the internet at their fingertips? I’m finding it harder and harder to deeply think.
Illustration by Jennifer Orkin Lewis
I have a question: Have your kids asked you what your scores were? Thank god I’m doing this crazy project, or there would be NO WAY my son would take me seriously when I told him to prepare for the SAT.
Illustrations by Jennifer Orkin Lewis
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The question is, are all those SAT test prep impostor questions good for you…..or a threat to the mission
Illustrations by Jennifer Orkin Lewis
This is long, but worth the read if you are facing the world of the SAT. Seriously smart people have weighed in here.
Illustrations by Jennifer Orkin Lewis
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